single handedly flushed his own career down the toilet.
Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The
other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he will buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Pregnant in Victoria