Lazy bastard babies

I say KUDOS to the advertising genius behind this marketing idea. The younger we can start people off with low self-images, the better. Life sucks. People are mean. Lets face it, what better gift is there for your toddlers' third birthday than the gift of poor body image... in essence, the gift of truth. Nothing says unconditional love like all-out-nasty.


So come on kid. You're not getting any younger. Get up and do your cardio or you will be late for daycare.

Hey everybody, thanks for your concern.
We have been enjoying the company of the flu virus lately. It came by quite unexpectly and has made itself quite at home and I can't say I blame it. If I was a flu virus, I'd probably chose me too. I am just that awesome.