Pet Peeves

• getting goose bumps right after I've shaved.
• waking up
• lately, any form of housework
• realizing I'm not listening and it's actually something important.
• bruises
• trying to sleep every single night and not succeeding
• forgetting everything
• Dave never comments on my blog
• when someone takes it upon themselves to throw out my coffee because its cold.
• trying to do anything with 2 boys climbing all over me while they yell at the top of their lungs
• dry mouth
• people who can't merge
• hair in the soap
• Star Jones
• forgetting everything
• Auto immune disorders
• almost always wishing I was doing something different than what I am doing
• worrying constantly
• my concentration levels lately
• not owning a 67 or lower VW bus yet
• cat hair everywhere
• being one of the worst decision makers ever
• people who actually have and can keep a fully stocked liquor cabinet
• the power of suggestion
• how much Rob is working out lately and how lazy and flabby he's making me look
• when one of my kids is having a meltdown but not believing in spanking
• being late
• listening to people eat
• never knowing where my eye drops are
• bumping into things and people all the time
• when people say it will be ok and you know it will never be ok again
• only ever thinking about tripping people and never following through
• forgetting everything